AUDRINA PATRIDGE MAKES MAXIM OCT. 2009 A LITTLE DIRTY

Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge may have lightened her hair a bit, but the girl best known as The Hills’ sole brunette still stands a shade apart from her bleached brethren. Currently appearing on her last season of the MTV “reality” show that made her a star, the Cali native is also starring in this month’s collegiate horror flick Sorority Row and next year’s tentatively (and creatively) titled Hills spin-off, The Audrina Show. Try to keep things tidy, boys.

Tell us about Sorority Row.
I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend—which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.

What’s the craziest pick-up line you’ve ever gotten?
This guy at a club once told me, “If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.” I just laughed it off.

On whether anyone has every cheated on her: “My ex Justin Bobby kissed another girl once, but no one’s really cheated on me. I’d freak out on them if they did, though. Dump him. Never talk to him again.”

On her last season on The Hills: “You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”

On whether she is close with the other cast members: “I barely talk to Lauren. We’ll text every now and then, but that’s about it. Heidi, um, keeps asking me to go to Bible study with her.”

On her new reality show, tentatively titled The Audrina Show: “The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A. – the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”